బాతాఖాని-లక్ష్మిఫణి కబుర్లు– Enjoy….


WOMEN’S REVENGE
‘Cash, check or charge?’ I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
‘So, do you always carry your TV remote?’ I asked.
‘No,’ she replied, ‘but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.’

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, ‘Relatives of yours?’
‘Yep,’ the wife replied, ‘in-laws.’

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.
30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, ‘The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, ‘What?’

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3 Responses

  1. చాలా బాగున్నాయండి.

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  2. స్వీయానుభవాలా?

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  3. @తేజస్వీ,

    థాంక్స్.

    @రెహమానూ,

    ఊరికే గట్టుమీద కూర్చుని కబుర్లు చెప్పడం కాదు! స్వీయానుభవాలో ఏమిటో నీకూ తెలుస్తాయి త్వరలో. అప్పుడు చూద్దాం. నేనెక్కడకి వెళ్తాను బాబూ?

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